|
December 15, 2006
He could tell you stories that could make you cry: 1. Guy moves to New York. 2. Guy gets dumped. 3. Guy starts dating on Match.com. 4. Guy blogs about it.
I went on a date tonight with this girl. She turned out to be kinda fatter than the photos would suggest and maybe not supersmart, but we had fun.
So, leaving the bar, I was walking just ahead of her through a little narrow section of sidewalk and I hear this crash and - turn round and the fat girl has fallen headfirst into a pile of garbage. Total faceplant, hands outstretched to catch herself.
The two guys outside the bar start cracking up and I was too, so there I am, laughing so hard that I'm coughing, trying to lift this fat girl out of the garbage. All I can say is thank god this didn't happen in August, because I think we both would have started vomiting uncontrollably. If you read for awhile you start to get an idea of why he's still single. And you also hope he stays that way because it's pretty damn funny.Labels: blogging, dating
Posted at 12:22 PM
link |
|
Return to Dave Copeland's Blog
|
