June 18, 2004
Employees must wash hands before returning to work: Time once again for our weekly review of all things Popbitch:
A spy in Heathrow's VIP lounge reports that Posh and Brooklyn both failed to wash their hands after they went to the toilet.
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Before achieving stardom presenting Big Brother Davina McCall unsuccessfully attempted to become a pop star. Eric Clapton even produced her demo. Music industry legend has it that Clapton played Tears in Heaven to Davina before he even played it to his A & R guys. She was so moved by the lyrics commemorating the death of his son after falling out of a window that she promptly got on her knees and gave him a blowjob...
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Playgirl launches in Russia this week. Number of large photographs of penises the magazine is legally allowed to show each issue? Six.
Posted at 6:35 AM
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